Best Trashy Music Videos

The So Much Autism Aesthetic

We here at So Much Autism love gratuitously-trashy women in varying degrees of undress, particularly when those women act out cliched fantasies by gyrating their hips to eurotrash-electropop. We each have slightly different styles: Dusty demands techno and girls that match his particular, selective criteria (cute, attractive, well-dressed or un-dressed, look as if they are STD free). Bollo likes humor, hotties, Portman, and primates-- anything relating to Mali or Andrew Jackson is merely a bonus. And where Bollo prefers restrained kitsch, I (FT) lean toward borderline camp. Gay-aesthetic, Kylie Minogue camp, but with a premium on deft camera-work and shamelessly suggestive women performing synchronized movements to a bangin' back beat. In the interest of cohesion, we've limited this post to videos which fit that description. But enough introduction-- we'll let these eloquent videos speak for us:

Warning: explicit, misogynistic content. Videos marked with a (*) are particularly gratuitous.

Class B
Ernesto vs. Bastian- Dark Side of the Moon
Michael Gray- Borderline*
Fredde le Grand- Put Your Hands Up For Detroit
Benni Benassi- Who's Your Daddy*

Class A
Boogie Pimps- Somebody to Love
Howard and Old Gregg- Love Games
Snoop Dogg- Sensual Seduction

Class Disco Superfly
5. Kalwi and Remi- Explosion*
4. Alex Gaudino- Destination Calabria
3. Eric Prydz- Call on Me*
2. Michael Gray- The Weekend
1. Benni Benassi- Satisfaction*

FT's honorary mentions (for videos outside the stated criteria)
Daft Punk- Around the World
Basement Jaxx- Take me Back to Your House
Murray Head- One Night in Bangkok
Michael Jackson- Thriller
Incubus- Megalomaniac
Gorillaz- D.A.R.E
Muse- Time is Running Out